povestire adevarata

[shark]

CEA MAI BUNA POVESTIRE ADEVARATA CU AVOCATI

Un avocat din SUA a cumparat o cutie de tigari, foarte rare si deosebit de scumpe. Pe urma le-a asigurat, printre altele si impotriva incendiului. In decurs de o luna, fumand toate tigarile din cutie si fara sa fi facut nici macar prima plata pentru polita de asigurare, avocatul a solicitat companiei de asigurari sa fie despagubit, aratand ca tigarile au fost distruse intr-o serie de "mici focuri". Compania de asigurari a refuzat plata, invocand motivul evident si anume ca avocatul a fumat tigarile.
Avocatul a chemat in judecata compania de asigurari si A CASTIGAT.

Administrand probatoriul, judecatorul a fost de acord cu societatea de asigurari si anume ca cererea de despagubire era cel putin "neserioasa". Totusi, judecatorul a retinut faptul ca avocatul detinea o polita de asigurare pentru tigari care garanta ca acestea erau asigurate inclusiv impotriva foculului, fara a defini ce este considerat a fi "foc acceptabil", iar societatea de asigurari a fost obligata sa-l despagubeasca pe asigurat. Decat sa treaca printr-un proces lung si costisitor, societatea de asigurare a acceptat sentinta si a platit 15.000 $ avocatului pentru pierderea tigarilor in "incendiu".

ACUM URMEAZA FAZA TARE
Dupa ce avocatul si-a incasat cecul, compania de asigurari a cerut ca acesta sa fie arestat pentru 24 de cazuri de incendiere. In urma propriei cereri de despagubire si a declaratiei de la procesul anterior (folosite acum impotriva lui), avocatul a fost condamnat pentru incendiere intentionata a bunurilor sale asigurate si a fost condamnat la 24 de luni de inchisoare si o amenda de 24.000$

Aceasta este o povestire adevarata si a castigat Locul I la concursul "Recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest".

[n.adrian]

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Asta a plecat sa tina ocupata aviatia din Argentina )

[skipper]

Mare e puterea credintei

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".


"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

This is the testimony of one of his victims.

This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

[Pelicanul]

Mare e puterea credintei

An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

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This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

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