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Ilegal, imoral dar măcar nu te îngraşi la aşa un job!

Mate/Deckhand required for summer season this year
Mate/Deckhand required for summer season this year from April onwards until September to act as only crew member on board this private 22m motor yacht. You will be responsible for the entire vessel from outside/inside cleaning and maintenance to engine room and watch keeping duties, also serving a family of five Yacht will mainly be cruising (Baltic Sea). No particular qualifications required but candidates must be able to use their own initiative, be non smokers, clean, presentable etc.
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Alt job de sluga la darloaga: skipper care pregateste pranzul!
Barca aia costa 1.300.000 lire si el n-are bani sa-si angajeze echipaj!

Qualified Skipper -Princess V62 - Ibiza - Summer 3 months
Skeeper: reliable and qualified - pilot - taking care of the boat - cleaning boat -service on board - lunch - using dinghy with kids - cruising to Formentera -Palma- Menorca.- Cabrera . We navigate 2 or 3 days per week and we have guests on board sometimes and except when we go to Palma we don't sleep often on the boat . the boat has its berth at marina Ibiza . we need a Skipper June -July -August, we exclude people who take drug and alcohol.we want our boat clean as it's a new boat .
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Slabut, eu as fi pus conditii mai dure, in principal cerinta ca skipperul sa aibe masurile 90-60-90 si sa serveasca onoratii musafiri topless! :lol:

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sss scrie:Slabut, eu as fi pus conditii mai dure, in principal cerinta ca skipperul sa aibe masurile 90-60-90 si sa serveasca onoratii musafiri topless! :lol:
Si ce calificare RYA Commercially Endorsed puneai la "reliable and qualified"?
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La mine nu place de tine! Bag seama ca esti misogin, daca n-ai avut tu parte in perfidul Albion de skipperite superbe, treze, reliable si gata de orice incercare, asta nu inseamna ca nu se ezigsta, suntem doar noi, cu ghinionul nostru legendar... :cry:

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sss scrie:La mine nu place de tine! Bag seama ca esti misogin, daca n-ai avut tu parte in perfidul Albion de skipperite superbe, treze, reliable si gata de orice incercare, asta nu inseamna ca nu se ezigsta, suntem doar noi, cu ghinionul nostru legendar... :cry:
Oare sa le propun alora de la RYA sa introduca niste calificari suplimentare? Piata vad ca cere! Si asa se schimba curicula; oare e momentul sa bage si "Service on board", "Cooking lunch" si "kids entertainement"? Ma mai gandesc!
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Hai c-am mai gasit un job meserias: skipper la spalat vase si bude!


Skipper /First Mate Levkas Greece
We are looking for help for 5months: Job Description;
-Responsible for the overall safety of the boat and the crew
- Navigation, Keep the log book, helping to plan the itineraries
-Handle paperwork at capitaineries
_Shopping and necessary preparations before the journeys
_Supervise while technical repair is done
-Maintenance of the boat,
_After each journey wash outside the boat.
_Polish the metal parts every week
_Check the water levels and when necessary fill them
_Everyday clean the heads,empty the garbage
_Dishwashing,help in cooking
_ Vacuum clean inside once a week
_provide hospitality service such as table preparation and drinks
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Le-am cerut unora detalii despre un job si am primit asta:

The job entails not your standard run of the mill skipper position but someone who will go above and beyond for their travellers finding those hidden off the beat and track gems for our passengers and giving them the best possible experience all around. We only ask for your commitment to deliver outstanding quality and results that go above and beyond the passengers expectations. In addition we expect personal accountability in all aspects, actions, advice and results that you provide as a represen tative of G Adventures.
In return we are committed to providing you with every opportunity to learn and grow to the highest level of your ability and potential.


Bine macar ca n-au dat-o si pe aia cu "mediu de lucru dinamic".
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Asta da, limba de lemn si abureala, cred ca politicienii nostri turbeaza de ciuda, in caz ca le pica ochii pe aceasta capodopera! :D

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O sa-i intreb despre conditiile financiare. Stiu, culmea nesimtirii!
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